Lasers:

the way of the future?

    If you're like most people, right now you're probably lamenting the fact that although laser technology has come a long way in the past 278 years, lasers are still not being used to deal with many everyday problems, like heartbreak, loneliness, and having to use the bathroom.

    For those of you who don't know, lasers are an extremely focused beam of light.  The word laser is actually an acronym for Lasers Always Save Energy, Really.  Lasers can come in four colors, as demonstrated by the G.I.Joe cartoon show: red, blue, green, and purple.  In most modern applications, red lasers are commonly used, because they are the coolest looking.

    Soon, lasers will be used to make everybody's lives much easier.  Feeling hungry?  There will be a laser to fix that.  Need to go to the bathroom?  No problem, we've got a laser for you.  What's the matter, your life is going nowhere?  Here, just use this laser.  It's as simple as that.

    I have just shown how lasers will improve modern life in the near future.  Personally, I can't wait for the day when lasers are a common part of my (much better) life.