What is sleep?  Sleep is rest.  How do I know?  I do it every night.  Why?  To rest my body and its how you pass the night time.  What would we do without it?  Be bored at night or maybe even die.

  Sleep is like an addiction, the more you do it the more you want to do it.  The good thing is its free.  That is cheaper than most addictions.  Especially drugs.

  If sleep is a good thing, why can't you do it whenever you want?  Especially in school?  That is a question that if I knew the answer to it I would tell you. But all I can say is you can't sleep in school.  Only at home, usually at night but naps are ok too.

  A cool thing about sleep is dreams because that's when it happens.  You can be a heroe or you can be a villan, it just depends on what your brain is feeling that night.  One time I was a hit with the ladies, that was fun let me tell you. But then another time I was a bank robber and was in jail and that was the opposite, so it works both ways.  It's like what they say, be careful what you wish for.

  One time my cousin went three days without sleeping.  This was over the summer so it was okay.  He said he got really bored after a while because that is so much more time that you have to do stuff.  His parents said that at the end, he was talking really really loudly, and wasn't making since.  I wish I had seen it but they live in Charlotte .  I bet it was funny as h___.

  Do animals sleep?  That is a good question.  Most of them do but some don't because they hibernate.  That is like sleep but you do it long and I think it's just like lying there, you don't have to close your eyes.  Some of them sleep standing up which if you have seen it you won't forget it because it's crazy.  I saw a picture.

  What if you can't get to sleep, what should you do?  Counting sheep is a old try and true method.  But probably the best most famous way is to drink nyquill.  It will knock you out and when you wake up your like what happened, when did I even lay down.  Don't get the green because it tastes really bad, get the red which is cherry.  I don't even know what the green is supossed to be.

  This is the eighth paragraph about sleep which is the end.  Please take a minute to think about what I have said, and next time you fall asleep, think about all this.