Gary Roiter

eighth grade

science

  Seismic Waves

  Pangea was the name of the continent that made up the earth thousands of billions and billions of years ago (or so you say). At that time all the continents were together, this is what you told us anyway. There were prehistoric animals like giant t-rexes historic t-rexes. Then when seismic waves helped push the continent plates apart, you said that tectonic plates got split up and fell apart and this made all of the countries of the world form. Then another giant shockwave blew through and killed the dinosaurs according to the studies that were conducted that you talked about with the comets. So a hundred thousand years of snow and ice and absolute-INSANE Evil ruled the earth. The dinosaurs were gone and the only thing left were really hairy elephants and these were boring to everybody that studied for this class, I can promise you that (I took a poll).

You may ask yourself am I TRYING to fail with this paper? Well just ask yourself this-- who cares when you have to go home to a Mom who bearhugs you into submission every day of your life. Ask yourself what you would do in my situation, write some stupid paper about seismic waves or throw something down so you can get back to living in the precious few mins. that you have when Stargate, Babylon 5, and Threshold is on? So in summation when things finally came unfrozen man came aroundn and figured everything out that the scientists had forgoten when they were too busy looking at shockwaves and not paying enough attention to their students' emotions.