The Benefits of Aerodynamic Awareness

In todays competitive world, people are always looking for an edge. If youre one of
those people aiming for the top, I urge you to consider an important variable that you
may have neglected until now: aerodynamics.

First some history.  In 1872, Copernicus discovered the First Law of Motion: The
Law of Aerodynamics.  This law states that air resistance naturally creates friction
against all objects.  Copernicus believed, although he could not prove, that this air resistance was the main source of lost efficiency in most processes.  Unfortunately for Copernicus, his ideas were so advanced that most people in the scientific community disregarded them as bullshit.  At that time, the concept of air was relatively new, and
most people still believed in a gaseous-liquidy medium known as the ether.

Copernicus was unable to prove his theories, but in the 1980s, with the advent of the calculator, scientists were able to determine that air resistance actually accounts for approximately 89.21% of lost efficiency.  People are just now starting to realize the significance of these discoveries and use them to their advantage, and you can too.

You're probably wondering, How can I possibly take advantage of aerodynamics? 
I dont own a calculator!   While you probably are too poor to afford a calculator, that doesnt mean you cant still reap the benefits of aerodynamic awareness.

In order to make the best use of aerodynamics, just keep in mind the following
principles and how they relate to your career and everyday life at home. 
Aerodynamic efficiency depends on three main principles:

1. Air resistance.
2. Efficiency.
3. Aerodynamics.

Using these principles, its easy to see how you can use aerodynamics to your
advantage.  Simple changes include shaving all your body hair, making sure your car
has a spoiler, wearing form-fitting clothing, and dragging parachutes behind you
wherever you go.  If you are really serious about aerodynamics, purchase fans and position them to blow directly at you while you are at home or at work.  Doing this
will allow you to reap the greatest benefit from your aerodynamic improvements. 
If you are already familiar with aerodynamics, you may be interested in trying some
more advanced improvements, such as adding a spoiler to your home.  Some people
are blessed with great natural aerodynamics – remember that commercial where Dale Earnhardt Jr. walks through the wind tunnel and the other guy can't do it?  Still, all of
us can benefit from making improvements to our aerodynamics.

Now that you realize how important aerodynamics is to your everyday life, you can
start making improvements that will make your make your life infinitely better. 
Harness the power of aerodynamics and watch your career fly (pun intended)!